DH needs to get a grip

I get it. The dog has woken up the past couple nights and had to be let out. Boohoo that this disturbs your perfect sleep pattern. You went to bed at 7:30 last night because you took a Benadryl for your allergies. Again, I know the dog woke up in the night, but come on! You were in bed for 14 hours! You do not have to be cranky and rude. Don't get snippy with me because I DO NOT deserve it.

Cranky pants really irritate me. Boo.

Random question:
Why do people put x's on their trash cans? It's trash day in my neighborhood, and I have always wondered this.